Good snarky debate humor

I found a delicious bit of snark in the comments of Rachel Lucas’s blog about the up coming VP debate.

Before the snark, a bit of background data. The so-called “moderator” of the VP debate has a book coming out. The release date just happens to be January 20, 2009 and the title of the book is “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama.”
Yup, the fix is in. This woman has been a fawning fan of Barak H. Obama from the git-go.

So this lead to folks wondering how that debate may go and how other moderators would handle it.

My favorite is how James Lipton, of “The Actor’s Studio” would handle it.

Lipton: And now we come to the questions, made famous by my idol Bear-NARD Pee-VOH.

Governor Palin, what is your favorite word?

Palin: America.

Lipton: What is your least favorite word?

Palin: Liberal.

Lipton: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Palin: Rasing my family, serving my country and generally trying to make the world a better place today than it was yesterday.

Lipton: What turns you off?

Palin: Liberal whiny pussies that blame everybody else for problems the could probably fix themselves.

Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?

Palin: Couric.

Lipton: What sound or noise do you love?

Palin: Senator Obama going, “Uh, um…uh…” I put it to a snappy beat with a drum machine and it’s on my iPod for work-outs!

Lipton: What sound or noise do you hate?

Palin: The low, stupid sound of fists bumping.

Lipton: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Palin: President of the United States of America.

Lipton: What profession would you not like to?

Palin: The poor bastards going through the dumpsters in Alaska looking for evidence of anything wrong. Bears have been known to frequent dumpsters, James.

Lipton: Finally…if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you walk through the Pearly Gates?

Palin: Well done, Sarah. Well done.

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